Smellin Me

And I smell like love

Typed verbatim or copied and pasted, if you see what you said you shouldn’t have said it…now we all read it, try me again.

Dumb nigga: “You cant be too happy with him posting songs like this I can have you posting love songs”

Desperate nigga : “I just wana be the side nigga please”

Bold nigga: “I don’t care if you have a nikka I’m still going to get you whether you single or not”

Shameless nigga: “Whoever he is he a lucky dude”…”Can I have your number?”

Corny nigga: “lose the zero and get wit a hero baby”

Lover nigga: “I hope u happy”….”You know I. Like ur ass”

Hopeless nigga: “you better be happy, the moment he fuck up I’m gonna be RIGHT there”

Savage nigga: “Just in case…” (slides me his number)

Cliche nigga: “you cant have friends?”

Persistent nigga: “I’m giving dude until labor day to put a ring on it”

Men can smell when you’re happy and content like flies smell shit. SMH.

(but shoutout to the trying niggas)

Love, Nita