Ball Dropped
Happy New Year to these goofies
DISCLAIMER: The stories depicted are from multiple sources.
2013 I was hit with a shotgun from the ceiling of a duplex, hot pellets literally rained on me from the light fixture. So let’s say I’m still trying to get through my fear of guns from that. One night while having drinks this nigga wanna pull out a piece showing off. He had a drunken accidental fire 6 inches away from me
[beware short niggas with guns]
When I moved from the Bay Area to Atlanta my “close” friend was actually supposed to get her and her son together to move here as well. Instead, for the second time, this bitch ghosted me and never returned my calls
[if you stuck in a generational curse right now just say that]
Almost done getting ready literally 30 minutes before a date, so of course I’m asking around what time you plan on picking me up? This nigga said actually he was planning on ME picking HIM up because he doesn’t have a car…me the designated driver? I am not. When I declined that plan I became a stuck up gold digging bitch…koo
[trust me I’ve learned]
Cousin wanted a hotel celebration for her birthday in LA. This nigga who came to visit charged his $60 parking to my room, denied it at first, then randomly paid me the next day
[the audacity]
He stuck in a “wyd” cycle while the next man planned a date, took me out, planned another, took my time, planned another, took my attention…kept planning and keeps planning. Now this nigga (mr. wyd) gotta take a mental health break from how bad he dropped the ball
[shrug]
I was committed almost two years at this point and I take back a cheater…but it doesn’t end there. Later on just passing the 2nd year in and this nigga have a baby with the same chick he cheated with. And currently still hoping for me to be step mom!
[laughable]
During COVID quarantine I followed through on a plan, got a babysitter, gathered courage to get on a plane to spend time with a good guy. When I got there my messages and calls went unanswered…BUT I showed up anyway cause wtf he thought? This nigga was like I shouldn’t have come and left me in a room by myself the whole time..forced quarantine
[honestly, who really the goofy?]
As part of a power couple in the making I was making money moves and building multiple businesses for this man. This the first time he’s felt financially stable and his confidence was on 10. This nigga (big as his head was getting) still forgot what it took to keep a bond & relationship, neglected my needs and the support I relied on to keep the funds flowing. I said fuck that, packed my money, cut my hair and went on bout my business
[well, businesses! plural ho]
FOR THE GOOFIEST NIGGA OF THE YEAR
Moved to another state away from everyone I knew for my family, currently pregnant with our 3rd. I’m staying home playing housewife, he’s gone most times but being a great provider. At this point things are rolling on so I’m ready to get this degree, stack this money and buy this house with him…but guess what.
THIS NIGGA got caught with a whole other family, woman and child, in a whole other state.
[So I’m still about to get this degree, stack this money, and buy this house..without him]
How about we let this ball that drops at 00:00 January 1, 2024 be the last?
Love Nita & Friends